The Tavern

OH kittehs are allowed in a tavern but you cant donate to keep myself...i mean the poor elves in a good home with all the creature conforts needed?!

Shame on you people....shame on you all!

AH but you elves can go out and get a seasonal job with good perks,but the poor old kittys have got nothing...... shame on you selfish little elves

NUHU teh kittenz have a secret underground base....you heard of area 51 yea? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN...its not ran by government scientists...or any alien species..its ran by cats ! evil cats plotting the end of the world.....2012 IS UPON US 2012 IS COMING AND THE CATS ARE BRINGING IT THEY CANT BE STOPPED MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

There is but one hope...and that is that the elves get enough money to buy the worlds supply of candy canes to give to theree god SANTACALUS.ELF this being has the capacity to turn area 51 "code name Catopia" into a grotto of epic proportians ending fanine and strive in elven society

THE END IS NEAR MY FRIENDS

DONATE NOW TO LIVE!!!!

`foxy out

oh noes :'( dam you kitteh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i bring that tall woman in here to? *skulls bottle of absinth* good stuff

what tall woman you dont mean catwoman do you,if it is,then yes by all means,but watch out valha might get jealous,you know what shes like when she gets mad.....goes to find the nearest suit of armour.......... just incase,baton down the hatches

Valha O.o shit when did she get drawn into this conversation ....FOLLOW ME GUISE

*hides behind a rock*

we should be safe here if no one makes a noise *glares over to firewater*

What? i cant believe you didnt see her behind the bar....come to think of it i havent seen her for a couple of days, oh damn...stands in corner like a statue

OMG she has been watching and listning to our convo like a ninja assassin all this time...WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!

offeres up Firewater as a sacrifice*

TAKE ME TAKE ME firewater pleads lol,

Omg man she will like eat you O.O and not in the kinky way your thinking of O.o,,,besides Mr Jackson has her heart...so you must duels HIM!

you gotta use motherships for the duel also

ok thats no problem to me and my mothership ECLIPSE jacko will soon be waving goodbye to valha,and bubbles

Dude yo mothership cant be called eclipse....that just brings to my mine that ghey film twilight.....AMG YES I BROUGH UP THE SUBJECT!! *hangs himself*

*shots hanging body* never ever do it again . *revives*

*glares at jimmeh and shoots him in the ass with a pistol* DONT EVER SHOOT ME AGAIN!!

opens the door and asks for a drink...

sure krikis,what do you fancy,beer short,coke ,whatever you want we got it,if we havent we soon will have,and foxy ive not seen twilight.and stop firing those guns in the bar,go to the shooting range

I'll take what that poor gentleman under the table took, before he was under the table...

ow my ass!!!!!!!! oooh you want the god stuff aye??? and fine i will fire water! *goes to shop and buys a shooting range and puts it on the bar*

Nice now we're talkin *throws a dagger into shooting range...

*runs into the toilet straps 100pounds of C4 to himself then glues himself to jimmeh* IF WE DIE ITS TOGETHER!!!!

*uses dagger to defuse C4 but the glue stuff is up to yourselves...

Im not STICKING around here says firewater goes to get hot water for the glue,but as a few rounds at the shooting range first..... 5 bullseyes,walks off 7ft tall

Nice shooting, but can you defeat this... *takes out Gatling gun and let's it rip...

Sure no probs watch this....... gets rpg out of holdhall......whoooosh, kaboom knocks bar to smitherines,oh shit better get going before apo or zog shows up